Country Dictionary

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neverending beard of jesus himself

1.) Pot. Weed.
2.) The beard our savior wore.

J: I got some of the neverending beard of jesus himself.
A: Hopefully it will be better than the last stuff we used...

by Polish Sausage August 27, 2007

lolygon

A closed figure with lol sides. Often used in mathematical discussions on the internet.

Mr Vong: Michael, if the area of a figure is its perimeter divided by lol divided by its radius, what is that figure called?
Michael: A lolygon.
Mr Vong: Correct. You get a gold star.

by Polish Sausage September 04, 2007

Colorado Chuck wagon

The act of gaping your girlfriends anus and farting into her rectum. She will then be able to refart your fart.

I was thinking about giving you a Colorado Chuck wagon tonight...

by Polish sausage August 10, 2018