A fork of Rural Dictionary
A bum wrangler is a particularly aggressive homosexual male who rounds up unsuspecting gay men, often in numbers up to 8 or even 10 to use them as living jewellery by inserting his index finger in to the back passage. Just to show off to his other wrangler friends. He often keeps them captive for up to two weeks.
Have you seen Billy lately? He has become a bum wrangler, and his fingers stink.
A small piece of material specifically used to cover your cock when cooking butt naked. Usually smeared with petroleum jelly on the inside to avoid chaffing.
Dude, I cooked up a storm last night for my woman, put my cock apron on too. She was well turned on.