Country Dictionary

When you ate somethin really hot and when you proceed to deficate it burns your rectum.

That food gave me the flamin shits, i tried to wet the toilet paper to put out the fire.

a whore at a bar or club that thinks she is a betty but will not ever get taken home because she looks like she has a collection of many strains of veneral disease

Hey, watch out vd betty showed up and tried to get me to buy her a drink.

the act of beggin most commonly a crach head that begs for crumbs, your change or anything you have to spare

quit yo crumbin and get the whole rock.

this is pretty much the sound one makes when throwing up, possibly from being sick but most common from havin had too much to drink

You hear ralph callin dinosaurs,"raaaaarrrr"

a dumb ass cunt, a bitch who pisses you off, acts like she don't know whats goin on, or when she is supposed to leave

What is that d.a.c. beth doin here?

nipples, the things in the middle of some ones boobies, that become hard when stimulated and are really hot when are sticking out of a female's shirt, part of the tits that make my pants move, there are big ones and small ones, and they come in different colors.

its great goin to the beach and gettin an eye full of can toppers.

when you don't know if you should put your head or ass in the toilet first because you have diarriha and need to vomit at the same time.

I'm glad my sink is right next to my toilet I had a bad case of the screamin shits this morning.