Country Dictionary

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Swamp log

A used tampon stuck on the inside of a female's undies after she takes them off and leaves it.

She's pretty nasty . She pulled off her underwear, passed out, and left her swamp log next to the couch.

by Pony tank 69 April 04, 2021

cream n steam

Jack off on fresh wet laundry before putting in dryer.

Hey, what's all that jizz on the floor by the dryer?Did you just give my clothes a cream n steam

by Pony tank 69 July 14, 2019

Burnt grits

Fecal matter left on penis with a gritty dark looking appearance.

after I got done f****** my sister in the ass I fell asleep and woke up with a bunch of burnt grits on my dick.

by Pony tank 69 October 14, 2019