A fork of Rural Dictionary
A type of modern ground sloth, he can still be found occasionally slinking around the streets of Bellingham. He thinks he is a hypebeast, if seen, do not make fun of... Or he will go #ultraviolent mode.
Dude did you hear that they spotted Shahbaz on the streets of Bellingham last night!
Really? Isn't he a wanted criminal is 50 states?
Ya! He tried changing his name to Mr. Poo to escape the police and he's still on the run