A fork of Rural Dictionary
A jacked snail, he chugs steroids and has sex while chugging. Beta snails eat his slime.
Person 1 'wow I'm about to step on an Alpha Snail!' *Alpha snail proceeds to throw person 1 into the shadow realm*
An Asian mannerism typically used by one who wants to end a conversation
Person 1 'Oh boy the weather's swell' Person 2 'yea man' Person 1 'yo fuck you'
The act of schloopping poop; when one uses said poop in order to maintain or claim territory. Commonly used by monkeys however, has transitioned to humans.
World War 3 is said to be the war of poop schloopping