A fork of Rural Dictionary
Someone whom, despite not showing the mental and physical frailties of a ginger-haired person, shows their true colours when they forget to shave for a few days...
Hot girls chatting in a bar "Did you speak to that guy already, he's so frickin' cute." "Nah, I passed him on the way to the bar and noticed with the light shining on his face that he's a closet ginger" "Ewww, disgusting. Bummer, cos he definitely looked like marriage material from over here"
Similar to "feeding the pony", it's the action involved when you're finger-banging some lucky 'gal...
guys chatting on the bus home, post-coital "Soooo man, I saw you making out with that swamp donkey, I hope you bagged it before dunkin' it" "You serious, I wouldn't touch THAT with my thang. Just resorted to using the soap dispenser on her instead, to deal with the awkwardness. She was a "two pumps, followed by a foamy blast" kinda dispenser" "DUUUUUDE!"
Code-word for a joint or a spliff, used to confuse and deceive non-smokers. Commonly used in parts of Ireland, France, Spain, Northern England, Australia and New Zealand. Alternative uses include: "Jizzy-Wizzy", "Jizzy-Wizzoint", "Izzy-Wizzy, let's get Jizzy" and (to the tune of Will Smith's "Gettin' Jiggy Wit It") "Getting Jizzy Wit It".
Gaz-Wak: "After the day I've had, I'm fuckin' bustin for a Jizzy-Wiz" Poppa Stuey: "Word. I been gettin' jizzy wit it all day, so the dog ain't getting fed tonight"
The point during sex when, even after unsuccesfully attempting to "thumb in the softie", the dissatisfied "thumbee" consoles the "thumbeur" by hugging his softie in a sympathetic embrace.
Stuey: So... how did you get on with that slug last night? You didn't have to thumb in a softie again did ya? Sam: The poor bitch didn't even get that. But she did fall asleep cuddling a softie, so at least she didn't go home empty-handed.