Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

milky tears of human love

Arcing jets of seaman

My lad was so happy to meet her it cried the milky tears of human love

by POWER B May 13, 2003

mutton shutters

Dirty filthy flaps which look like bits of old mutton and probably taste the same but you wouldn't want to try

by POWER B May 13, 2003

sweaty dew flaps

excessively moist vaginal flaps.9 times out of ten belonging to a fat woman

i porked this right fat heffer last night, ya should of seen the sweaty dew flaps on it

by POWER B May 14, 2003

GUSSET TYPER

Another word for a woman who likes to finger another womans mutton shutters

speaks for itself

by POWER B May 13, 2003

milking the cow

when your bird has given you a hand job and you have spunked all over her sleeve and the she squeezes the cloth so the salty goodness drips off like milk from a cows udder!!

by POWER B May 14, 2003

womb ferret

another name for a deep robing sex session

"see that bint over there my womb ferret nested in her last week!"

by Power B May 14, 2003

cack valve

Another word for the arsehole

i rubbed my arse to hard and sprung a leek in my cack valve

by POWER B May 13, 2003