A fork of Rural Dictionary
A penis usually referring to a black male. Monsters are over 14 inches at the least.
Jill: Wow, look at that MONSTER DICK!
Tiffany: Wow!
When words can't express the fail enough.
Bob: The Lions are the best football team!
Jim: And why would that be?
Bob: They went like 30-0 in the season!!!
Jim: *Facepalm*