A fork of Rural Dictionary
An assigned female at birth human that sometimes identifies as lesbian, a-sexual, bi-sexual, queer, and/or demi-sexual depending on the magnetic frequency that the Reticulans are emanating onto the earth that day. They can be identified by their distinctive waddle and their inability to correctly pronounce certain words, such as wooden or wolf. They survive off a diet of crawfish, pho, and ramen. Even though it is a pack animal, it cannot tell the difference between species so it ends up adding cats and dogs to its pack. This creature also sleeps for unusually long periods of time. Although it has been spotted in several places around the world, it is most commonly found in the United States in Texas.
Birdie is my best friend.