A fork of Rural Dictionary
adjective. Of or relating to chaos, disorganization, or a general disaster.
Michael's presentation was simply Obamian in proportion. It was entirely devoid of coherence or purpose. The election will be remembered more for the Obamian era that followed it than the historic and breakthrough achievements of the election itself. When the car manufacturer's CEO testified, he admitted that the situation his company faced was completely Obamian. Six months later, the company went bankrupt.
Noun. A female who is adept at attempting something without ever really succeeding.
Despite all of her efforts at healthcare reform, the Speaker, at the end of the day, cannot get anything moving forward and is, ultimately, just a master attemptress. She kept trying and trying and trying to garner favor at work, but the attemptress never quite made any headway.
noun. A regime of governing that does everything backwards to the detriment of the citizenry.
When he was elected to office, John promised to work for the people. Instead, he wound up imposing a barackracy in which nothing gets done. Mary believes in government by the people, for the people, of the people, and not government by, for, and of the government. In other words, Mary opposes a barackracy.
An elected official or government employee who is an idiot, is out of touch with reality, and has no idea what s/he is doing.
Running rampant in the halls of the senate are bureauclowns, many of whom have no legitimate reason to be engaged in public service. Couple: That table is open. Hostess: I'm sorry, that table is reserved for a group of lobbyists and congressional staffers. Couple: Oh, so you serve bureauclowns here, huh? Can they at least agree on appetizers?
A person whose reliance upon a teleprompter to such a degree that s/he is lost and unable to formulate a coherent sentence without utilizing the device is ridiculous and unbecoming.
Man: Oh look, Senator Smith is on all the networks giving a speech. Woman: He's such a Telepromptor, sticks to the script and can put you to sleep with his lack of inflection. Man: You're right, I'm already falling asleep. John stood up before the class and, with a deadpan tone, addressed the students as a Telepromptor, lacking any emotion and boring everyone to death.
A deliberate misspelling of "douche" intended to convey the novice nature of conduct that does not even rise to the level worth of being characterized by the term "douche."
He was so pathetic in his pursuit of her that he couldn't even be branded a douche. No, this novice didn't deserve that moniker. He was simply a plain old doosh.
A particular type of seduction in which a man courts a woman by employing drinks, music, and the display of pornographic material in an attempt to biblicate with her. In the style of fiction writer Fleming.
James endeavored, after his first encounter with Jacqueline, to flemify her.