Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

August Balls

Your balls seem to be uncontrollably sweating and emitting a foul odor, most commonly occurring in the hot summer month known as August. (This can also be used to describe these symptoms any time throughout the year.)

"Shit man, this sucks. I just came down with an awful case of August balls right before my blind date."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 17, 2010

Spicy jazz fart

A special fart which usually lasts 20 seconds, that gives off a very wide range of musical tones and obtains a stages of fart smells.

"I don't think I can ride bikes today. Earlier I let loose a spicy jazz fart and my ass is still sore."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. April 19, 2010

party banished

One receives a party banishment after committing 3 official party fouls. After this citation is issued, said person must immediately evacuate the party with no question.

Every time Max is at a party, he drinks too much and pisses people off. He might want to be careful, or else he might end up party banished.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. June 19, 2010

Doo doo tweezer

A small tong like object used to remove any fecal matter or dingleberries left over after a unsatisfying incomplete bowel movement

"I ate a large variety of ethnic foods today. I for-see I may need a reliable pair of doo doo tweezers tomorrow morning."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. March 31, 2010

teatard

A british person a.k.a A stupid asshole

I will never go to England again! That place is swarmed with teatards.

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 27, 2010

ape funk

A horrible mysterious odor coming from an obese persons body

"Oh shit. There must be a fat guy close by because I smell some straight up ape funk."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010

Dominican Shower

"A dominican shower is when you avoid paying your water bill and your water gets shut off. As a result, you are forced to collect dripping water in buckets under every faucet in your house. Once enough water is collected, you bathe yourself by dumping the collected water on yourself."

"My dad forgot to pay the water bill so I was forced to take a dominican shower last night."

by Punchy McAssface Jr. May 09, 2010