A fork of Rural Dictionary
Mouldy Voldy’s daughter who never met her dear ol’ dad; wanted to restore the timeline Scorpius Malfoy described as “HELL” just to meet her dad.
Sirius: Bella, you had a daughter!?
Bellatrix: Damn straight. Call ‘er Delphini “Delphi” Riddle, Padfoot.
Delphi: You’re my uncle Sirius?! Mum’s told me all ‘bout you…MUDBLOOD LOVER!
Sirius: Your dad’s a Mudblood; his dad, Tom Riddle Senior, was a muggle born wizard and his mum, Merope, was a witch, making him a Mudblood — a highly derogatory term referring to half-bloods and muggleborns. Also, Bella, YOU DARE USE MY
MARAUDERS NICKNAME!? DID WORMTAIL TELL YOU?!
Pettigrew walks in
Peter Pettigrew: Yup, I did, Padfoot!
Me *gets admitted to Castelobruxo* Roblox: NOOOOO
Ghost of Ravenclaw House, the daughter of founder, Rowena Ravenclaw, Helena Ravenclaw.
harry: who's the Grey (or gray) Lady?!
quirrell: the house ghost for ravenclaw, like nearly-headless nick is gryffindor's, the bloody baron is slytherin's, or the fat friar is hufflepuff's, harry my man.
something excessively typed by imgflippers (imgflip users) in their memes relating to boredom
Grape-flavoured Faygo: I am so UP&GO-ingly, 1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujmik,ol.0p;/-=-ly bored.
Cotton-candy-flavoured Faygo: oof, is that a disorder, bro?
1qaz2wsx3edc4rfv5tgb6yhn7ujm8ik,9ol.0p;/-'=\ Means boredom