Country Dictionary

dicky dunkin

Intercourse

When the weather's hot and sticky, it ain't no time for dunkin' dicky. When the frost is on the punkin', THAT's the time for dicky dunkin'!

fubar

Fucked up beyond all reconciliation. Originally military. See also goat fuck

"Some of these definitions are fubar"

vidiot

One who knows more about Laura Croft than they do about their job. See also video vegetable

"My son is such a vidiot that he's 25 years old and still is a Jimmy no star at McDonalds."

scrotum-sucker

A scrotum-sucker is a person who is currently applying his/her mouth to another person's (usually male) testicles, more commonly known as "balls", "family" or "treasure" or such a person who is apt to this and frequently does so. Can also be used for a person who as only done this once, though probably only in a community where scrotum-sucking is not accepted or tolerated.

"You scrotum-sucker!" "I hear you have a new job." "Sure." "What is it?" "I am the Lord's scrotum-sucker, he pay's well, and I like the job."

whoregasm

Normally about $50 (US) extra if requested, $50 (US) less if real.

"She said the next time I'm in town it's a freebee, because I gave her a whoregasm."

screwed the pooch

Past tense of making a major mistake

"Man, I really screwed the pooch when I talked to my boss while I was druck last night."