Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Stare Fest

A stare fest is a movie that can't seem to come up with good dialogue,

so it has people stare at one another. Usually blankly.

Twilight was such a stare fest!

by quesondriac December 31, 2013

Coconut Water

Hip people are drinking coconut water as a natural energy drink.

Sadly, claims of great health benefits are unfounded!

Coconut water tastes like dishwater mixed with Fresca.

by quesondriac November 27, 2013

Blade Runner Gun

A really awesome revolver with 4 light emitting diodes, double triggers and incredible stopping power.

Patton Oswalt fears that in the future he will have a conflict with his son over his Blade Runner Gun replica.

"Hey dad I threw your blade runner gun on the roof, faggot. Maybe if you do 3 pushups I'll go get it down".

by quesondriac December 04, 2010

Badger and Skinny Pete

The Rosencrantz and Guildenstern of Breaking Bad.

Clueless stoners who provided comic relief and convenient plot devices.

In the last episode of Breaking Bad, Badger and Skinny Pete operate
the laser pointers which convince Elliot and Gretchen that Walt has hired two
killers to ensure they create a trust fund for his son. Later, they tell Walt
that blue meth is on the market causing him to realize that Jesse is still alive.

Badger and Skinny Pete were always good for a laugh on Breaking Bad.

by quesondriac October 15, 2013

eyeballs out configuration

An eyeballs out configuration involves vehicles going backwards at a great velocity, causing the eyeballs to bulge out.

The centaur rocket propelled the spacecraft, in an eyeballs out configuration, causing the pilot's eyeballs to bulge out.

by quesondriac August 20, 2013

Ayatula of Ashtabula

The Ayatula of Ashtabula is a mystical snow deity from the Great Lakes snow belt who can create or halt snowfall.

He frequently assumes human form as a virgin nerd. The Ayatula of Ashtabula is full of power and is not to be messed with.

The Ayatula of Ashtabula caused a freak blizzard on the East Coast in October.

by quesondriac November 01, 2011

Mentee

A word created sometime during the 20th
century by people who were ignorant of the
word protege.

My protege claims he was embarrassed to be
called a mentee.

by quesondriac August 11, 2010