A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of, in a video game that allows you to use planes *cough cough* battlefield, grabbing the best plane available, wrecking the enemy to the point that they are crying, and then absolutely blasting into their main area and blowing yourself to pieces on them, wrecking them AND you simultaneously.
*pronounced "KEE-bo"*
Jeff: FRICK
Jeff's mum: what is it?
Jeff: SOME MAD CRAPPER JUST K1 - B0'd MY TEAM!
Jeff's mum: what does that even mean!?
Origin: A portmanteau of sweats and jeans.
Sweans are an invention of the fashion industry in the 21st century originally designed as a hip substitute for "Mom Jeans". They offer the comfort of sweats without the "give up on life" attitude. Due to their tight fitting nature, sweans are not regarded as pants in some parts of the world. Not to be confused with swean.
That girl has one hella tight pair of sweans.
Skylab is an American space station, but can also be used as a definition for: A Complete, Absolute and Utmost failure.
Josh: Well done. You failed that test and now you won't get into Oxford University. Well done you fat bastard.
Cody: Screw you! Your test went as good as SkyLab!
Josh: Shut up Cody your mum's a whale!
A mythical creature who has traveled back in time from the eschaton to foretell of the coming apocalypse. It is an ethereal beast, so it must inhabit the soul of another already living being in order to have a physical presence. It communicates with its host through a series of subliminal guidelines and suggestions which lead the host to thought constructs and conclusions which they think their own.
Some say that William S Burroughs was inhabited by a bashawmblador.