Country Dictionary

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lostprophets

Shit band with a shit singer, shit guitarists, shit drummer and shit songs. They are also welsh meaning they have special "feelings" towards sheep i.e they fuck them.

lostprophets are as bad as the country they come from. Fuck wales!

by rambo April 08, 2005

Kurt Cobain

The biggest waste of space ever, he was a useless cunt who had no talent so I am glad he realised this and killed himself! A worthless stoner who wrote songs about all his "trips" which anyone could have done. He was an extremely amateur guitarist despite what all you Nirvana jerk-off fans think. Just try to play any of their songs and you will see how easy they are(and badly written). The first song I learned on guitar was smells like teen spirit and I learned it in 15 minutes, solo(lol-what a joke) and all!!! If he hadn't killed himself/been murdered his band would have completely failed by now and he would not be remembered the way that he is now, but as a total failure!!!

Kurt Cobain was a stoner piece of shit but I do thank him for doing the world a favour and getting rid of himself or I thank whoever killed him!!!(probaly Courtney) Kurt Cobain= waster, bastard, cunt, wanker, motherfucker, stoner, dickhead, loser, cocksucker, homosexual, asshole, faggot, bullshit, DEAD!!!

by rambo April 14, 2005

baseball

The most BBBBBOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG sport in the world watched by fat BBBBBOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG American losers who have extremely BBBBBOOOOORRRRRIIIIINNNNNGGGGG lives!!!

Baseball is shit! Football(as in soccer for all you American pigs) is the greatest sport in the world!!! Manchester United are the greatest football(as in soccer you yanks) team in the world!!!

by rambo April 14, 2005

rafey

A new word people have started saying, mostly in Mississauga. Meaning a homosexual, or an obnoxious "fag".

Damnit! That rafey keeps trying to suck my penis!

by rambo March 15, 2005

olrickety

in the guiness book of world records under the badest mother fucking roller coaster

old-rickety is kick ass!

by rambo February 26, 2003

honey pot

Pussy - The sweetest thing of all

by Rambo May 19, 2003

Green Day

Quite possibly the worst band that has ever existed made up of the three most untalented musicians of all time. Only pathetic little stoner motherfuckers like them such as Mark Hill.

Green Day are shit, shit, shit, shit,shit, SHIT! That last sentence is as creative as all their songs put together! Mark Hill is a wee fucker!

by Rambo April 07, 2005