A fork of Rural Dictionary
A city on Lake Winnebago run by idiots.
"What the hell is wrong with you? are you from Oshkosh?" A line from the movie See no evil with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor
Several hours after eating rich food it becomes a pneumatic thing. ie: Farting big time
Pew! Sorry, excuse me I was just packed my lunch.
Someone of low intelligence.
He was so stupid, he couldn't find himself in a mirror!
A comparison of sorts to how things could have been worse. A form of punishment.
Bob: I pissed away my whole paycheck at the dammed Casino! Bill: Well, that's better than getting kicked in the balls with a frozen boot! Bob: That jackass cut me off changing lanes! I wish I had brought the Igloo cooler with the frozen boot for when we get to the next stoplight!
When you've had too much to drink, and you wind up with two hands on the opened toilet in a kneeling position puking your guts out.
Man am I exhausted! I drank too much and was driving the porcelian bus all night!
What you get at 3 am after your 20 year old cat exits the cat box and walks through his do do then decides he'd like to sleep on your pillow with you till sunrise.
I woke up in the middle of the night and was treated to a large helping of stink foot, thanks Gumby!