A fork of Rural Dictionary
You probably want to rant about Lynda on reddit. She’s probably a soccer mom who has two kids. They probably play on a soccer team named the Tigers. She probably participates in all school activities. She hosts a book club at her house every Tuesday and Thursday.
“Lynda wth she didn’t invite me to her book club! >:(“ (This isn’t to offend any Lynda I’m just talking about a specific Lynda. You know who you are Lynda >:(((((()
Lynda is probably that one lady that takes her kids to soccer practice every Tuesday and Thursday in her van. She probably has two kids that play soccer for a team called the Tigers. She probably participates in every school event for her kids. She always volunteers to give out snacks to her kids teammates. She probably hosts a book club every Monday and Wednesday.
“Lynda didn’t invite me to her neighborhood party wth L Y N D A >:(((((“ Nobody: Lynda: Excuse me sir, this chicken is too dry please send it back (This isn’t to offend any Lynda’s tho)