A fork of Rural Dictionary
(V) The act of texting while driving at high speed.
Excuse the misspelling. I'm projectile texting.
(1) When expectations of something exceeds the reality of it.
(2) When hopes and dreams of something are shattered.
When I was a kid I thought adulthood would be awesome but it turned out to be a cum filled Twinkie.
(toom foot) Acronym for the phrase; Total Waste of My Fucking Time.
A person who remains calm in the midst of crisis or chaos.
All hell is breaking loose. Call in Bob. He's the designated Meditating Monkey
When a person attempts to be serious, but only succeeds in making such a fool of themselves everyone is left a bit nauseous
The politician attempted to state the case but only ended up delivering a buttery nipple bitch face