Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Marble Balls

When a man is cold, and his testicles shrink so badly that they feel as small as marbles.

Guy 1: Dude, it's so cold. It has to be about 5 degrees.
Guy 2: Hah, you probably got marble balls right now.

by RawrItsPanda November 13, 2009

Troll's Remorse

The feeling a troll gets when they start to feel sympathy (or, as the name suggests, remorsed) for the actions that they've committed.

Guy 1: *Spamming Steve Irwin images*
Guy 2: *Posts a picture of Steve hugging a baby tiger*
Guy 1: *Feels bad*
^That right there is troll's remorse.

by RawrItsPanda October 23, 2009