A fork of Rural Dictionary
someone who is simultaneously a dufus and a douche bag. This type of person tends to be stupid, poor decision makers, usually drunk, yet overly cocky, insincere, conceited, often lacking talent, intelligence or skill. Some are trust fund babies, brags about having money, possessions yet did nothing to acquire the wealth they have a stupid jerk
The drunk frat boy was such a douchefus when he screwed his best friends girlfriend.
Valaddiction is addiction to validation, Neurotically constantly seeking validation from others Always wanting approval
Can't you just think for yourself You've got a severe case of Valaddiction
A last minute man is a male who waits until the last minute to do things, especially undesirable tasks like homework, studying, taxes, chores, honey dos
His homework is due at 9 tomorrow & he just started at at 11 pm tonight, he is such a last minute man
A Pity party is when someone keeps feeling sorry for themselves, overly dramatic and just needs to get over it A party animal Is someone who parties often, too much, and messes up their lives A pity party animal is someone who is always feeling sorry for themselves, has way too many pity parties
This is the 5th time this week you've been moping and feeling sorry for yourself, Stop being such a pity party animal
A 4 point O gasm is the euphoria you feel when you discover you've just received a 4.0, in a single class or for an entire semester
When I saw this semester's grades for the 1st time, I had a 4 point O gasm, I'm so psyched!!