A fork of Rural Dictionary
When a little midget lady shoves a Hocking River carp so far up her poopysnatch that it swims out of her twat causing an explosive Hocking River dwarfgasim.
Me: hey Teresa eeestomp why are you quivering so hard, it's 75⁰ outside? Teresa: that carp gave me a Hocking River dwarfgasim. At least I smell better now.
When a dude comes in another dudes ass and proceeds to fart that cum into a vagina thus causing conception of a gay fart baby.
Me: "hey Andrew H. how where you conceived? Andrew.: "just your typical California whoopee cushion." Me: "it's not typical"