Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

mad shitter

Someone whole likes to take a shit and not give the courtesy flush for the next toilet customer

"Ah hell...the Mad Shitter struck again!"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005

chicken heart

ok this is tricky and takes some practice and a real professional genital magician to pull of. clamping your ball sack with one hand and leaving a little air room. while squeezing you ball sack, make sure you mimic the heartbeat of any individual. give it a few squezzes in a row . if done correctly your ball sack will pulsate through the opening made with yuor hand, thus representing a chicken heart. a.k.a. the gorrilla kidney

" Check out the looks of my chicken heart"

by Red Robin March 10, 2005