Country Dictionary

Leaf blower

A leaf blower is when a man blows onto a hairy vagina and the pubes sway back and forth like leaves.

Man 1: “ I️ didn’t wanna eat my girl out last night she was so hairy so I️ gave her a quick leaf blower”

Man 2: nice going

blub

A complete and utter nonce. A lump of useless boy-fat and pie, that just flops around wasting resources and generally acting like a fat rotund twat.

Blub is a twat
You're nearly as fat as blub
Blub = ghey