A fork of Rural Dictionary
A protractor is a devil tool used in a wood shop or a math class. It is more than that tho every protractor ever made is soaked in demonic acid and they will haunt you. Green protractors are like the devil. It’s like how demons aren’t as scary as the devil but still scary; regular protractors aren’t as scary as green ones but still scary.
I played with a ouija board and my house was haunted by a protractor. Good thing it wasn’t a green on I would be dead.
Yesh should be used when you are saying yes to something that you may not want to do or don’t really care too much about
My mom said “Can you o grocery shopping with me?” I don’t really want to and don’t care so I replied “yesh” Pronounced ye-shhhhhh