A fork of Rural Dictionary
LAP: Liberal American Princess
Symptoms:
• Passive aggressive
• Controlling
• Prefers money to love
• Prefers diamonds to flowers
• Prefers scarves to happiness
• Favorite friend is the mirror
• Posts selfies
• Wears fashion masks
• BoHo Chic
• Has a designer dog
• Was debutante/sorority girl
• Pretends not to know anything about politics.
• Often dates rich politicians and other wealthy individuals.
• After marriage, turns into a witch.
• Older ones are either divorced or widowed.
Tiffany is an LAP, so is her mom, Karen