Country Dictionary

When you go to a tire place and ask for rims on your tirea

Sir can I have a rim job please?

The act of ejaculating in your hand and then shaking. Their hand without cleaning.it

I gave that gentlemen a Canadian Snowshake when I met him

A term is replacement of Goddamn when on a podcast.

PODDAMN that was hilarious

When you take a Kazoo and stick it up your butt and then fart making the kazoo noise

My girlfriend asked to me to play a song so I used my dirty kazoo

When you laugh so hard you start shaking like Kermit the Frog

Bryan laughed so hard he went Full Kermit