A fork of Rural Dictionary
Large breasted ladies pressing their mammaries up against frosted glass for the benefit and entertainment of (normally male) viewers on the other side. Unfrosted glass and unharnessed mammaries are rewarded with more points by the viewers.
"Look at that lass with the large charlies pressing them up against that shower door."
"Oh yes, 5 whole points, double if she had a nice pair"
A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!
Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.
Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?
Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!
John, please stop acting like a nobpocket.
Darling, can I put my penis in your nobpocket?