A fork of Rural Dictionary
The one and only Christian is The Rizzly Bear. He has the most rizz out of anyone. He pulls baddies on the daily and loves a blizzard. Never in your life will you meet someone more handsome and just plain sexy than The Rizzly Bear. Girls throb when they hear his name. Rizzly Bear is just perfection.
I want The Rizzly Bear to give me kids right now, I just can't wait any longer.