Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Asslighting

When you slap your girl’s ass all day to make her feel crazy confident

Am I crazy or is my boyfriend asslighting me?

by Rob Gronk August 20, 2020

Miley Virus

Mass occurrence of botched haircuts during the Covid-19 lockdown.

Damn that Miley Virus got me lookin like Trump

by Rob Gronk August 20, 2020