Country Dictionary

Noun. Awesome guy who resides in Torquay.
Entymology dictates that it originated from, "Boffin Boy" a superhero who sported purple and green glasses and fought the war against bad gramma.

-You are such a boff, Boff"

adj. Awesome, fantastic. 1. Describes situation of awesomeness.

"You just touched Christy Boner's Hoo-Hoo"
"Shibby!"

noun. Ailment experienced by shelf stackers who work in refridgerators too long. Effects include dizziness, blurred vision and nausea.

"I've been working that dairy delivery all morning, I've got a bad refrigerache!"

Irish for 'idiot'.
Made popular by Brian Friel's "Translations"

You are a complete eejit

Secret Organisation filled with vile, fraudulent dictators. Had a schism in which they were completely divided. Those on one side became loving parents to some triplets. The others invested heavily in arson, murded and bad acting.

"The World is Quiet Here"

To ditch a person you are talking to from your IM service. Either by:
1. Appearing Offline, blocking them and coming back online.
2. Or the less subtle route: Closing their message window, then blocking them.

This dude must have been a paedo, so I e-bailed straight-out

noun. Describing a state where a person is going mad over something

"Mr Kras went completely focaccia when i slapped him!!