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When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.
That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.
A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.
Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.