A fork of Rural Dictionary
Sex (often rampant) involving a top hat and umbrella.
Sometimes you have to use mandango to do the mattressdango.
While most often (and not incorrectly) refering to the person who maintains porn stars perfect errections between scenes, it is also a reference to a perfect vagina that will give the same effect, a long lasting perfect errection.
Trisha is such a fluffer I am constantly sprung just thinking about her pussy