A fork of Rural Dictionary
Wheaton is a small town commonly referred to as “weedtown” home of the Hicks, druggies, and the quiet kids who appear as school shooters. Ninety percent of the students juul and there’s a fight every other week. Common activities in this town is the following: driving, smoking pot, and road hunting.
Hey man you wanna go to the movies? Nah it’s Wheaton let’s just drive.