A fork of Rural Dictionary
A poser who uses affiliation with a fire or EMS dept to try to seem cool. Usually a young inexperienced member of a volunteer fire or EMS service who has the lowest possible position (volunteer truck washer) in the department, hangs out at the station house because he has no life, and is usually fat and has 5 chins, or is mentally slow, has no women, and lives with three dogs that pee inside his house, but somehow this same dude has $8,500 worth of emergency lights and bullshit on his car, installs a siren to replace his car horn, wears the same "FDNY: 9-11/never forget" baseball cap and "thin blue line" shirt EVERY DAY, and carries a huge scanner radio in his coat pocket. The Whacker will use said radio to listen for emergency dispatch calls just so he can use his lights and siren to respond to the scene at 90MPH, almost causing 20 accidents on the way, just to direct traffic with a glow-baton while REAL first responders do the grown-up rescue and firefighting work... A whacker tells everyone else he knows that he is Assistant Chief of the whole department even though no one believes him.
Dude, what the hell? Why did Jimmy put a full bar of red emergency lights, a 8 foot CB antenna, and a fucking siren on his '92 Cavalier? Oh my God, what a fucking Whacker!
A highly needy person who claims to be an athiest but is really just angry at the Catholic church. So to fulfill their unending need for attention, they spread blasphemy or anti-God propaganda in their Twitter or FB page to incite arguments with religious folks. Basically, they cherish all the self-fellating, closed minded, dogmatic, agenda pushing aspects of religion, just replacing God with "Multiverse". (an equally unobservable, unverified, magically giant thing that can create something out of nothingness)
Dont let his offensive memes or rants upset you, Brenda, he is just an angry Naythiest looking for attention.
A contraction of the words "thigh" and "butt". Used to denote the area on an old or morbidly obese girl's ass where the buttcheek meets her leg where either advanced age or fat has removed the nice shapely division between these two body parts and replaced it with an area where the buttcheek and upper thigh join into a single homologous lump. Said girl will also normally have a massive FUPA. Similar to kankles. OR a derogatory way a pretty girl who THINKS she is overweight talks about her own ass.
1. Oh gross, don't look now but that girls thut is hanging out of her swimsuit...oh gross, its like a pastry bag filled with cottage cheese...*gag* 2. Babe? Do these jeans make me look like I have a mom-ass or a thut?
1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"... 2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts" "Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day" 2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?" "Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
Farting. A cute slang for warm little toots, normally done in private or secretly released in the corner so as not to draw attention. First usage in midwestern households as a way to innocently refer to farts in a polite and G-rated manner. The term was popularized by the character BRAK in his epic "I love Beans" song from the show 'Space Ghost Coast to Coast' on the Adult Swim network. (Search: "I love Beans by Brak song") Often, women are thought to "cut muffins" but anyone who has ever LIVED with a woman knows that women do not cut muffins, they release toxic clouds of mustard gas. Only little girls and little boys (and cute pets) cut muffins. In short, to "cut muffins" is to flatulate in subterfuge.
Look at Jeremy over there in the corner pretending to be interested in that painting, ha, bastard is just over there cuttin' muffins. That whole corner is gonna smell like death for the next hour...
gaybaby is a slang for a prolonged awkward silence in conversation. It originally was from a pop culture reference that during every awkward silence a gay baby was born. (Adapted from "Its a wonderful life" pop culture reference "teacher says every time a bell rings an angel gets its wings"). Because of this, kids in the 90s and early 00s would race to be the first to exclaim "GAYBABY!" during an awkward silence. Bonus points awarded if it was done in class after an especially awkward silence that follows the teacher scolding a classmate.
Guy #1 "So did you hear Christa is preggers!?" Guy #2 "Wait... the same Christa I slept with at the party!?" ..... Guy #3 "GAYBABY!!! HAHAHAHAHA!"
Gomp (verb) - to eat something quickly and in one bite, sometimes making the sound "gomp". Eating like a hungry dog.
1. Oh damn, your dog gomped that pizza down in one gulp! 2. I'm starving, once our sushi comes out I'm bout to gomp the hell out of it.