Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Colonel Hogan

another name for your dick

My old lady let Colonel Hogan hide in her tunnel last night

by Rod Fury May 12, 2006

Cleveland Fudge Sicle

freezing your own turd then having someone give it head

it took my wife all night to finish the Cleveland Fudge Sicle I whipped her up for dessert

by Rod Fury May 12, 2006

bloobhairy pie

a fat broad's untrimmed snatch

your mom loves to serve the postman her patented bloobhairy pie

by Rod Fury April 20, 2006

bloobhairy pie

a fat broad's untrimmed pussy

Every time the mailman comes your Mom serves him a genorous slice of Bloobhairy pie

by Rod Fury April 20, 2006

Poop Purse

slang for a chick's ass

she dumped out her poop purse on the glass coffee table I was laying under

by Rod Fury May 11, 2006

Poop Purse

another name for a chick's ass

she emptied her poop purse onto the glass coffee table I was under

by Rod Fury May 12, 2006

cyclops meat clown

another slang for the penis

If I'm lucky she may wrestle with my cyclops meat clown tonight

by Rod Fury April 22, 2006