Country Dictionary

any cylandrical object

He was holding onta a rod

taint, grundle, nifkin, gooch

sometimes i like to lick my girl's hochie when i eat her out

A catastrophe. A complete failure. Often from a sudden failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duketastrophe!"

A catastrophe. A complete failure.

"People aren't using it? This is a duke-tastrophe!"

(n) A homeless person

Grimbo over there stuck his foam cup out and asked me if I could "spare some change, brudda?".

prepare lettuce appropriate for consumption

For dinner, people will often toss salad to serve as a first course

a collection or gathering of attractive young to middle age mothers who guys want to bone.

The PTA meeting was referred to as a Milford