Country Dictionary

Someone that will lie so much there words mean shit and so gob shite was invented hoora!

Terry: I got my new bike.

steve: Ya i bet were is it.

Terry: seriously at home i swear.

garry: Ha ha man your such a gob shite.

To be caught in the act of a crime or by your parents sneaking alchohol.

This word can somtimes help in situations of teenage prankery!

steve: Qick get this stuff in the van

old bill: oi oi wats goin on here then

jhon: oh shit weve been rumbled

steve: leg it

Its all gravy is a sighn that all is good and dandy!

russel: watch out you knocked over my brew.

graham: dont worry i caught it.

russel: Ah its all gravy.

graham: good times.

Bruce willis can single handidly take out 21 russian mercinaire,s with no shoes on!

graham: oi steve put some shoes on and change your burgandy trousers.

Everyone: laughs.

steve: carfull ill pull of a bruce willis.

The fitest woman in the world who stared in baywatch.

Alan: god dam it traci bingham is fit.

Loid: why you say that.

Alan: shut up loid and get a job.

Thick shake is a word used by Engelish kids cause they think its cool.

chris: I will have Big Mack.

Lorence: Ill have a thick shake.

Mc.donalds staff: you meane a
milkshake.

Lorence: yea a thick shake.

Mc.donalds: Ok then.

Lorence: Silly man dident know wat a

thick shake is.

chris: lorence your such a fag lol.

When you sneak off two have a ciggarete at fammily ocations

tod: Dad where is uncle jerald.

Dad: he snuck of four a crafty fag.

Uncle jerald: Thats good shit