Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

aw fuck naw

Used when overwhelmed by something absurd or displeasing.

JaJa: omfg Halo 3 is gonna cost $99.00 GenGen: wtf mate JaJa: aw fuck naw I am NOT gonna pay 90 bucks for it GenGen: Word

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

chivalry

Courtesy towards women

*Jeff, Jim, and Katie are playing soccer* *Jeff attempts a 30 yard kick on Jim* Jeff: Go get it Jim. Jim: No you go get it! Jeff: Katie go get it. Katie: Ugh...chivalry is so dead.

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

for cereal

The combination of SErious and for REAL.

JaJa: Xbox 360s went on a recall because Mexicans made it. GenGen: Lolz... for cereal? JaJa: yah GenGen: pwned

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

gamer lines

Permanent mark(s) on the belly, usually from a computer user sitting in his computer for too long. Usually occurs in gamers, computerholics, gamerholics, etc... Can be seen even if the user has not used the computer for a long time. Gamer lines can be developed by following 4 easy steps: 1) Sit on your computer for a long time, for a period of one week. 2) Sit in different ways. Try putting your legs on your desk, or your feet on your desk, while crunched up. Have your left arm underneath your leg, in between your two legs. 3) Soon you'll start feeling the gamer lines developing on your belly. At first you might feel a slight pain within your stomach, but you will soon adapt to the change. 4) Once the gamer lines are fully developed, Take your shirt off, twist it around your head, Spin it like a helicopter, and enjoy your gamer lines.

*Takes shirt off before swimming* John: Wtf? Jason: Wat? John: Wtf are those... lines?? Jason: Oh dude, dees my gamer lines. I got it within 2 days! John: Sweet, I want some too. *Before sex...* Jason: Oh baby I'm sweaty, me take shirt off Cindy: Eww gross Jason: Ah goddamn it, not my gamer lines Cindy: Gamer lines? Jason: Yeah, my gamer lines. Cindy: Heh, can I lick your gamer lines? Jason: Uh... sure...

by Rodolfo S.J, September 28, 2006

horribad

A word that is commonly used by remedial people that don't know how to properly combine words, and are worthless to the human society. An example is a person with the online gaming alias "ArcAngel".

ArcAngel: *HEADSHOT* Bob: ouch ArcAngel: d00d, j0r horribad Bob: stfu ArcAngel: roflcakepwnage horribad Bob: STFU!!! ArcAngel: aw you scare me... you're so horribad. Bob: You're a retard *Bans from server*

by Rodolfo S.J, September 11, 2006

ah shee son

ah-shee-son v. inte. Pronounced: AH-shee-soYnn Surprised by something; overwhelmed excited; very happy

Example 1: JaJa: Dude, new episode of CSI: Miami is on GenGen: Ah shee son! Example 2: JaJa: ... GenGen: wat JaJa: Halo 4 exclusively for PS4 GenGen: Ah shee son.

by Rodolfo S.J, October 17, 2006

gay as a bluebird

As gay as any bird species. For many birds such as chinstrap penguins homosexuality is common.

That guy was as gay as a bluebird

by Rodolfo S.J, August 21, 2017