Country Dictionary

A non-binding agreement between two people that grants each other permission to casually enjoy each other as a snack from time to time.

Boy: Damn, girl look at you! We could be Snack Mates because from what I see you’re all that I could handle. Girl: Meet me at the gas station and bring some CheezIts.

The act of soaking, but done without abandon to anyone who may show interest in soaking. A soaking rampage can happen after a break-up with a Mormon boy because a polygynous soaking relationship could not satisfy the needs of the girl (or vice versa). A soaking rampage can also spontaneously happen when visiting Salt Lake City.

After dating Ryan for so long, I'm going to Salt Lake City this weekend and going on a soaking rampage.

Another name for a woman’s pink taco, cooter, v-jay-jay, or vagina. Used by women who are too embarrassed to say vagina. Pronounced COO-khaki.

Goodness my cookhaki itches from all this heat. Starting to get swampy down there.

The crab coochie is located where the crab’s legs come together. There may be one crab coochie or many. Either way, the crab coochie holds an abundance of sweet meat you can only truly experience with your tongue and hot butter.

Did you see Conley working that crab coochie at dinner last night? She was working it. Last night I was beard deep in crab coochie and that melted butter put me over the top.

When you intend something to be "Boujee," but instead you invite your friends from Arkansas who just want Cheez-Its, Vanilla Wafers, Captain Crunch Cereal, Corn Nuts, and Miller Lite. It's Boujee with a twist of White Trash.

I invited my friends to Napa Valley for wine tasting, elegant cuisine, and romantic sunsets, but all they wanted to do was stop at the gas station and get Cheez-Its. At that moment, Boujee turned Boujay.

Technicality, to un-fuck yourself. This is needed when one does something so against their nature that they need to be told in very straight terms to stop it and go another way.

Person 1: “I went and voted for Donald Trump.” Person 2: “please UFY.”

A southern term used to describe a woman with a very large ass. Typically an ass that is wider than her shoulders by 12 inches.

Did you see Aunt Becky at the family reunion? In the past year she’s really become a broad-ass woman.