A fork of Rural Dictionary
A condition where the second toe on a person's foot is longer than the big toe.
"Sharon has trouble wearing Birkenstocks because of her celtic toe."
used to describe something black or very dark.
"That man's soul is darker than a squid's eye."
Two or more asians in a car together. Usually a tricked out Honda or Acura with a fart pipe. Usually all wearing sunglasses and spiked hair.
"I passed an asian gang on my way to get donuts last night. They were trying to look very tough and scary."
A large-diamater loud exhaust pipe or muffler attached to a tricked out Japanese car that typically scrapes across the ground and makes a car irritatingly loud. See also fart pipe
I saw a couple Inegra's with Folgers Cans racing over to the Bento shop.
A unit of measurement used to describe the length of a woman's nipples by way of comparison to how many 'smarties' candies you would need to stack to equal the nipple length.
"The girl in the pink bikini is showing three smarties"
the odor of women during menses when they fail to clean themselves properly. Women in need of Femanine Deodorant Spray.
"Jane always smells like a sack of wet pennies during this time of the month."
A statement of entusiastic surprise and delight.
"If George Bush manages to keep from bankrupting this country, I'll shit green apples."