A fork of Rural Dictionary
The act of purposely projectile vomiting. Usually done when one is drunk as a means of purging alcohol from one's system on purpose.
"John got so drunk that he turkey burped off the side of the deck."
A unit of measurement used to describe very small increments of concern. A tiny amount.
"I don't care one squirt of piss whether you want to go drinking tonight or not. We're going."
One who pilots a crotch rocket or high-performance motorcycle. Used to describe the position in which rides actually sit on their reproductive organs rather than on their gluteous maximus.
"I saw a couple of dick sitter's polishing their bikes outside of starbucks yesterday."
A general unit of measurement used to describe relatively long objects. The opposite of a c-hair.
'When installing the underground sprinkler system, John used a half a cock length of pipe to get from the garage to the curb."
synonymous with mullet. Basically a combination of the words 'short' and 'long' referring to the short and long hair parts that make up a mullet.
"That guy just got his schlong caught in the fan blade of his Camaro."