A fork of Rural Dictionary
mounting anything that doesn't move
"How was last night?" "Like doing the dead pigeon."
a term of endearment for lovers in love. attempt to cum in your significant others face and then give him or her an affectionate punch in the face to spread the added blood (love) all around)...
I gave her a jelly doughnut and she wouldn't leave me alone. love at first sight i say.
heroin Chicks with Heroin Dicks
I shook the dope out of that bitch.