A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hypocritical evangelical Christian whose regressive stances on women’s rights mirror those of the Taliban, whom they decry.
Those talibangelicals on the Supreme Court have taken away a woman’s right to choose an abortion. Next they’ll take our voting rights and then they’ll make us wear burkas!
plural of 'nuculus': what nucular weapons are made from--nuculi of radioactive atoms (in the Bush Pentagon, anyways)
"All's we gotta dew t' wipe out world terrorism is go an' mash up some nuculi over Eye-raq an' Eye-ran." (Dumya)
Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress." or "As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
literally, a person who bites his/her fart bubbles in the bathtub; figuratively, one who engages in meaningless pursuits; one who seeks questionable gratification thereby; one who can't get enough of his/her own products (e.g., writings, videos, comments, opinions, recordings, etc.) and/or laughs at his/her own jokes.
Sheez, Dan, you're such a gzorp! Your joke fell flat because it was lame--did you even notice that no one else was laughing? Of course not! You were laughing too hard yourself!
v.i. to wait around; to loiter; esp. to wait to do something until someone else has completed a prerequisite task (from the "beach ball" icon displayed when Microsoft Windows applications are loading: one cannot perform any task until the relevant data have been processed).
Girl: "Have you ordered yet?" Boy: "No, we're still beachballing 'til the waiter gets here." Thing One: Did you get my text? Thing Two: No, my phone's still beachballing.
Particularly fat, flabby (male) chest muscles, reminiscent of a woman's breasts. Named for 'Bluto', Popeye the Sailor's nemesis in early Thimble Theatre episodes.
Ugh! Did you notice Bruce's Bluto boobs? Yeah! Any bigger and he'd need a bra!
affected by a multitude of laws; so legally saturated that social movement becomes nearly impossible
California is quickly becoming the most populous state in the USA, and the most lawbound.