Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

deep rubbage

Having ones fully clothed croth rubbed by a fully clothed lady's crotch.

Jesus, there was some deep rubbage last night, nearly got all unmoralistic on her features.

by Roman Totale February 02, 2004

honge

To get stuck in ,somewhat wildy in a sexual situation, not limited to penetrative sex, can be oral, breast sex, any sex act performed with a wild abandon, bordering on madness.

Mcluskie: So What happened last night? Any luck?

Mate of Mcluskie: God, yes! Honged down on her like a beast! Messy business.

by Roman Totale April 13, 2007

feek chewer

Someone who eats shit

I heard that (1) is a real feek chewer

by Roman Totale February 02, 2004

funkshaft

A smelly penis, usually cheese crusted.

Blimey, that Brostoff is a fucking funkshaft

by Roman Totale October 12, 2007