Country Dictionary

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Gomer

An overly tall, hunched over Doofis. A Dork. Socially awkward, too tall Imbecile.

Here comes a real Gomer, 6 foot 4, and Dumb as a Stump.

by Rory O'Doul October 02, 2018

Gomer

A gangly, goofy, overly tall nerd.

Look at that tall, hunched over, dork. What a Gomer. Shazam!

by Rory O'Doul August 16, 2018

Butt Weasel

A Homosexual who hangs around wooded Public Areas like Nature Preserves, pretending to be just relaxing and enjoying the scenery, but in reality is trolling for a quick homosexual hookup.

Bruce the Butt Weasel was at the park again, eyeballing some fellow Homos, and trying to get a quick blowjob, when the Rangers spotted him and kicked him out, due to citizen complaints of his obvious trolling for Queers.

by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018

Woodland Warbler

A homosexual who hangs out in wooded areas like nature preserves, hoping for some anonymous gay sex

the parking lot of the nature center is full of Woodland Warblers, looking for a quick hookup.

by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022

Tailgunner

A crazy for anal sex homosexual

I got followed by a tailgunner while driving thru an area known for lots of queer activities

by Rory O'Doul January 28, 2022

Weiner Cleaner

Someone who gives great oral sex to a man, and licks everything clean off the penis when done.

Hot Rosey gave me some fantastic Head last night and really sucked me dry. What a Weiner Cleaner !

by Rory O'Doul June 07, 2018

Man Bun Manny

A guy who frequently wears his hairin a bun

That guy has a Man Bununder hishat. He’s a Man Bun Manny !

by Rory O'Doul October 15, 2023