A fork of Rural Dictionary
I love josslan to be honest I need a josslan in my life I wanna fuck him everyday :)))) no way I messed up. I almost got to be with a josslan but I fumbled the bag ngl I fucked upppp I wanna kms I can’t live with myself. PLEASEEEEEEEE I WANTED JOSSLAN IN MY LIFE, NOW IM STUCK WITH A ERICK HES A SMALL LITTLE BITCH THAT DOESNT GIVE ME ANYTHING AND HE HAS A SMALL PENIS HE DOESNT GIVE ME ATTENTION IM GOING TO KMMMMMMSSSSS. That’s basically it tbh get a josslan in your life and take him for granted.
Girl: Who’s that pretty MF over there Angela
Girl2:idk tbh you should go ask him out before I do >:)
Girl3:OMGGGG MY PUSSY IS SOOOO WETTTTTT OMGGGG IM GOING TO SPLIT AND FALL AND MY BREAK MY BACK BEFORE JOSSLAN DOES
Karla is such an amazing girl. She’s literally the embodiment of the word pretty and funny. She’s the freakiest girl I ever meant. No one compares to her freakiness NO ONE. She’s super kind and sweet anyone would be lucky to have her in their life. She’s super loyal to her boyfriend and would never cheat EVER. She’s a great listener and is really down to earth about everything. I hope she lives a long fruitful life and has a caring family that she didn’t get to have. I just know she would be a caring mother to her children unlike her mom.
Random girl-Is that Karla?
Random guy- YESS IT IS SHES SO PRETTY OMGG!!
Random girl- I heard she gives the best head and she’s a freak in the sheets.