A fork of Rural Dictionary
A phrase you say when your Microsoft computer locks up and crashes.
God damnit!!! Windows XP crashed again, I'm going to Kill Bill(Gates)!!!
The downfall of America's future.
How can children be the future when they're sitting infront of the T.V. and gazing in a stopour at seizurical colors and half-naked drawn characters?
How Satinist woodland-critters celebrate Christmas, but they also try to attempt to give birth to the Anti-christ.
Only a mountain lion can stop a Critter Christmas.