A fork of Rural Dictionary
An act where you cum into a rebel flag, wrap it around Tannerite, then detonate it, for the South has fallen.
She was bad but she was kinda racist, I had to give her that Humble Honkeypie to teach her a lesson.
A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.
Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.
Another term for “language”, mainly used by people with autocorrect systems that don’t work.
“I should learn another Roamguave”
When two participants hold hands while lying down on their backs, with their legs in the air, so that their assholes are pointed at each other, and both participants projectile shit at each other.
My boy Chris and I are going Shit Jousting tonight!
An act where you cum on your partners chest and give them a Rebel Flag to clean it up.
My cousin was so bad I just had to give her the ‘ol Honkeypie!
When she’s eating his ass and he leaves a skid mark on her face.
She ate my ass so good I lost control and left her an Alabama Burnout.